Last week, I did a post about my current obsessions. One thing I forgot to include in that list was anything pertaining to or related to France or French-ness. In case you haven't already figured it out, I want to go to France, live in France, and (secretly) be French. Today, I wondered to myself, “How would my life be different if I were a Frenchie?” Well, since you asked…
If I were French…
This bagel and green smoothie would be a croissant and fresh squeezed orange juice.
If I were French, I wouldn't have gotten a $131 speeding ticket, because I would be walking, biking, or taking public transportation to school or work.
If I were French, I would have eaten lunch in an outdoor cafe looking out at the bustling streets of Paris instead of sitting in the school coffee shop.
|Ham, turkey, and pepperjack cheese sandwich with a Gala apple.|
If I were in France, I wouldn't be exposed to people stuffing their faces with nasty, unrecognizable cafeteria foods.
If I were French, I would have sucked down a few espressos to give me insane energy for my classes instead of watered down tea.
If I were French...
If I were French, I would probably enjoy laughing at the English even more than I already do.